1. Stop taking the headache meds. Live with a headache and then die to make it go away. When he says, "This headache is killing me" he'll be right.
2. Lose weight. What better incentive for weight loss? Like a boxer who gets down to his fighting weight, he'll be a loser getting down to his dying weight...and after death, the real progress starts!
3. Stay fat. Get fatter if you want. Then we'll cut you in half to reduce your weight to manageable portions. It'll also make finding a vein for lethal injection a whole lot easier.