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MUCH I DO TO DO NOTHING

Not so deep thoughts about my so called life as a gangsta

Name:
Peter Gibbons
Birthdate:
8 December 1966
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  • thecure4ca@livejournal.com
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Critics agree! TheCure4CA's journal is "Emotionally distant. Dripping with sarcasm. Dusted with irony. Drowned in cynicism. A must read!"

"Cynically mocking! He'll make you feel dirty, depressed, as if you're floundering in a sea of hopeless despair...yet keep you amused the whole time he's doing it!"

Here's a sample of his "Office Space" philosophy on life:

"All my life I have aspired to do nothing all day. Well, yesterday I finally did absolutely nothing...and it was everything I thought it could be. Now that I have nothing to do and nobody to do nothing with...I've created this journal to do a little bit of something with my extra nothing time. It's more than I want to do...but I feel I should give something back to the community. I've achieved my goal of nothingness...and it would be wrong of me to forget all the people who helped me get here. Like all of you who do something every day...so I can continue to do absolutely nothing with my life. And remember, if I'm not writing enough for you...it's not that I'm lazy...it's that I just don't care!"

WARNING: IN THIS JOURNAL, YOU WILL ENCOUNTER DISCUSSIONS ABOUT SEX; DEATH; SEX WITH THE DEAD; CANNIBALISM; SEX WITH CANNIBALS; DIVORCE; SEX WITH EX-WIVES; ANIMALS; SEX WITH ANIMALS; THINGS THAT ANNOY ME; AND SEX WITH THINGS THAT ANNOY ME...AND IT'S ALL SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

NOTE: NO ANIMALS, PLANTS, MINERALS, EX-WIVES, OR DEAD PEOPLE WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS JOURNAL...WELL, NOT SERIOUSLY ANYWAY.

Except as noted, material in this journal is copyright © 2000-2009. All rights reserved. It may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed in whole or part without express written permission...or sexual favors from THECURE4CA. The babe you see below said screw the written consent and then screwed me! Publish, broadcast, rewrite and redistribute your hole on my part without my express written permission all night long baby!

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